The official sometimes unofficial marketing director and part time chemical testing agent and developer of performance enhancing drugs for the CPA and its worldwide membership has developed at no cost to the membership, at least for now, a "Green Friendly", treatment for "ATSI" (approaching turkey seasonal insomnia). it is quite aptly named as (patent pending , "CLUCK OFF TO SLEEP").
guaranteed results in 48 hrs or days as the case may be. to order simply go to the acadventures website (www.acadventures.com) and click on "CLUCK OFF".
CAUTION: those who do not ask permission from the owners of the land they hunt or cannot get up at three in the morning and therefore make the rest of their group wait or forget their box or slate call, water,snack,watch,cell phone(off) or have a penchant for coughing, chatting, farting or cannot string or load their own bow or do not have a clue how to safely unload their bow or do not know the difference between a hen a jack a tom or their fellow hunter and or hunters and who have not familiarized themselves with the area they are hunting and who do not know how to have a dump in the timber without asking for a night nurse and who do not know the difference between 15 yrds and 30 yrds or would not run after the downed bird without making sure their own bow/gun as well as everyone else's was safe or are currently taking viogro or ciollo and are experiencing prolonged turkey, beard or other erectile strutting dysfunctions.
PLEASE BE ADVISED:
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES ORDER A "CLUCK OFF TO SLEEP".
JUST "CLUCK OFF" AND STAY AT HOME.